Airlines Ruining Luggage: 37 Suitcases That Survived War Zones But Not Baggage Handlers
Airlines ruining luggage has reached an art form, with 37 brave suitcases returning from the hold looking utterly, catastrophically destroyed.
Worst Box Office Ever: Film Earns $20 After Six People Show Up and Two Demand Refunds
In what may be the worst box office ever, a Dallas film screened for a full week and walked away with twenty dollars and its dignity in tatters.
Cocaine Found in Butt Surprise: Woman Insists It Just Ended Up There
Cocaine found in butt during a jail X-ray led to one woman’s boldest claim yet: it wasn’t hers and she had no idea how it got there.
Hershey’s Kisses Christmas bells advert was basically made up on the spot, and honestly that tracks
The Hershey’s Kisses Christmas bells advert — possibly the laziest creative decision in television history — has been delighting Americans for decades.
Don Vito Margera: The Jackass Uncle Banned From Being Himself After Shocking Conviction
The Don Vito Margera conviction didn’t just end his career — a judge literally banned him from being himself, which is admittedly quite the punishment.
Tories Accuse Labour of Stealing ‘Destroy the Country’ Policy in Bitter Brand Dispute
In a bold act of political plagiarism, Labour has apparently stolen the Tories’ beloved ‘destroy the country’ brand, and frankly the Tories are livid.
Voyager 1 Memory Fix: NASA Repaired a Spacecraft 15 Billion Miles Away Using a Cosmic Copy-Paste
The Voyager 1 memory fix was basically NASA’s version of turning it off and on again — except the device is 15 billion miles away and launched in 1977.
British dinner chaos erupts as American writer asks the internet’s most dangerous question
One innocent question about British dinner chaos proved that asking the internet what Brits eat is roughly equivalent to poking a very sarcastic bear.
Wingless Aircraft: The Bonkers Flying Blobs That Actually Work
Wingless aircraft should not fly — yet somehow America spent millions proving they could, and one crash ended up on telly.
Deepfake Porn Nightmare: AI Puts Wrong Face in All the Wrong Places
In a deepfake porn nightmare that nobody ordered, an anti-porn campaigner discovered AI had cast her as the unwilling star of her own adult film.
