astrobiology Archives - Archive of the Absurd

A bizarre rock-textured alien sitting in an armchair — conscious alien minds illustrated absurdly

Conscious Alien Minds May Exist and They’re Probably Weirder Than You — Scientists Confirm the Obvious

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Philosophers confirm conscious alien minds might exist and be built from rocks and mercury — making them only slightly stranger than your average commuter.

Earth Seeding Venus With Life: Humanity’s Accidental 4-Billion-Year Science Experiment

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Earth seeding Venus with life turns out to be something we’ve apparently been doing for billions of years, completely by accident, without so much as a sorry.

Earth Seeding Venus With Life: Humanity’s Most Embarrassing Cosmic Littering Habit

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Earth seeding Venus with life turns out to be something we’ve apparently been doing for billions of years, completely by accident, like a very slow interplanetary sneeze.