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Archive of the Absurd

Archive of the Absurd

Because stupidity deserves documentation.

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Archive of the Absurd

Archive of the Absurd

Because stupidity deserves documentation.

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A man brings a python to a job interview for emotional support in a Florida office
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Python at a Job Interview: Florida Man’s Emotional Support Snake Slithers Into HR History

aota-admin1 month ago04 mins

A Florida man brought a python to a job interview for emotional support, proving that Florida remains gloriously, defiantly undefeated.

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Walmart
  • Crimes of Stupidity
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  • Strange But True

Florida Man Camps on Walmart Roof Declaring It Prime Real Estate — Estate Agents Weep

aota-admin1 month ago1 month ago04 mins

A Florida man camped on a Walmart roof calling it prime real estate, proving the housing market has truly lost the plot.

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Florida man pointing a flamethrower at a frozen driveway during arrest
  • Crimes of Stupidity
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Florida Man Arrested for Using Flamethrower on Driveway: A Hero Ahead of His Time

aota-admin1 month ago1 month ago04 mins

A Florida man was arrested for using a flamethrower on his driveway — because apparently a shovel felt too pedestrian for this visionary.

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Pool noodle throne king sitting in a cul-de-sac wearing a tinfoil crown
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Pool Noodle Throne King of the Cul-de-sac Crowned in Florida’s Most Magnificent Moment

aota-admin1 month ago04 mins

A Florida man built a pool noodle throne and declared himself King of the Cul-de-sac, proving democracy was always overrated anyway.

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Cartoon of a Florida man attempting to outrun a hurricane on a jet ski
  • Crimes of Stupidity
  • Only in America

Florida Man Tries to Outrun Hurricane on Jet Ski in Finest Act of Human Optimism Yet

aota-admin1 month ago1 month ago04 mins

One Florida man’s attempt to outrun a hurricane on a jet ski proves Darwin was onto something — and that common sense remains Florida’s scarcest natural resource.

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