Green Disk UFO Over Danvers: Massachusetts Gets a Visitation and Nobody’s Even Slightly Surprised
A green disk UFO over Danvers, Massachusetts has locals squinting at the sky and updating their tinfoil hat collections accordingly.
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Secret Service Phone Security: America’s Elite Bodyguards Can’t Be Bothered With Work Mobiles Either
Secret Service phone security has collapsed spectacularly — turns out America’s elite agents hate work phones just as much as the rest of us.
Southwest Louisiana Experiences: Seven Reasons This Swampy Corner of America Is Absolutely Unhinged
Southwest Louisiana experiences range from eating things that still have eyes to dancing with strangers at 10am — and honestly, we’re very jealous.
Florida Man Tries to Outrun Hurricane on Jet Ski in Finest Act of Human Optimism Yet
One Florida man’s attempt to outrun a hurricane on a jet ski proves Darwin was onto something — and that common sense remains Florida’s scarcest natural resource.
Memphis Belle: The Flying Fortress That Refused to Be Shot Down and Became America’s Most Famous Bomber
The Memphis Belle bomber somehow completed 25 missions without being blown to smithereens, which in 1943 was roughly as likely as winning the lottery twice.
Arrested for Assault With a Frozen What? Match the Mugshot to the Weird Weapon
Arrested for assault with a weird weapon, these five individuals prove that Americans will reach for absolutely anything in a domestic dispute.
Climate Change Website Rises From the Dead Like a Very Soggy Phoenix
The climate change website is back online after Trump shut it down, because apparently you can delete a government domain but you cannot delete science.
Pennsylvania Wooden Roller Coasters: The Glorious, Splinter-Filled Pilgrimage You Never Knew You Needed
Pennsylvania wooden roller coasters are basically haunted furniture that goes 60mph, and honestly, we’re completely here for it.
Climate.us Rises From the Ashes: The Website That Refused to Be Deleted
Climate data rescued online by sacked scientists who apparently didn’t get the memo that you can’t just un-delete the internet.
Southwest Louisiana Experiences: Seven Reasons This Swampy Wonderland Should Be on Every Sensible Person’s Bucket List
Southwest Louisiana experiences include eating crawfish the size of a small dog and navigating swamps that smell like your nan’s greenhouse after a flood.